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I have a running thread on my Facebook page. It consists of snippets of funny conversations that I've had with my nine-year-old daughter, such as:

Child: Nobody has head lice at school anymore, apart from the small children in reception class.
Me: Why do the reception kids have lice?
Child: Because they are savage. 

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22/10/16 15:47 (UTC)
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Posted by [personal profile] cmcmck
ROFL

I spent twenty years in the classroom and there were just so many classics! :o)

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22/10/16 13:21 (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] smokingboot.livejournal.com
She has a point.

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22/10/16 14:08 (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] benicek.livejournal.com
Well, yes. They are.

She would also like to know what our plan is for an asteroid strike. She imagines that we would be out driving somewhere and we would go home and get Mum, and then drive to a London Underground station for shelter. But we don't live in London, we live in Sussex. I irritated her by saying I wouldn't go home first, I'd go to Sainsbury's.

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22/10/16 13:44 (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] smokingboot.livejournal.com
What are her thoughts on the zombie apocalypse?
Edited 23/10/16 08:20 (UTC)

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23/10/16 10:34 (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] benicek.livejournal.com

Foolishly she has discounted zombies as fictional.

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23/10/16 22:29 (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] howlin-wolf-66.livejournal.com
That is fantastically pithy!

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24/10/16 20:55 (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] med-cat.livejournal.com
Haha :)